my dear wrote me 'love poem' e other day (coz i forced him to! hahas) n it goes lk tis:

Huh? What's that noise overhead?
What's that figure on my bed?
I can't see you from afar,
But u definitely sound like the revving of a car.
As i inch closer, I suddenly find it hard to swallow,
Staring right before my very eyes, was a huge stain on the pillow.
The smell that instantly filled my nostrils made me want to vomit,
All over my dear curled up like a hermit.

Cant stop laffin everytime i read it. anw he was describing me sleeping lar. such an idiot! but realli sweet n cute :)